Deconstructing a pretty good joke, and the investment lesson held within.


U.S. stimulus package is more election-year posturing than economic invigoration.
We all want financial security for our children. Here's a novel solution that yields dividends and peace of mind.
Starbucks' chief caffeinista faces penny-pinching customers, a plunging stock price, and competition from Dunkin' Donuts and McDonald's. Can Howard Schultz keep his company from getting creamed?